It’s My Party and I’ll Dance if I Want To
This party post is part of the Ultimate Blog Party hosted by 5 Minutes for Mom!! You don’t have to have a blog to participate but there are rules so head on over to read. If I win a prize, I would like anything that is for adults. Preferably no kid stuff but whatever.
WOOOOHOOOO!!! It’s time to PAARRRTAAAAY Ladies! Now, I know you’ve got lots of partying to do at other blogs, so I won’t keep ya long. I am Lori, a SAHM of 3 boys (14yrs, 11yrs, & 17mths). I’m 31 and have been married for 15 years. Here at ‘A Cowboy’s Wife’, I talk about about my ranch life and share photos of it….but not today! Today is for fun and humor. I have decided to go all out for you folks and create a dancing video!! OH YEAH, there’s nothing like a fat girl dancin’ around, huh!!!
I hope you all enjoy the video and the Redneck info. Be sure to bookmark or subscribe to me and visit my other blogs too! They are My Wooden Spoon (a food blog..’cause us fat girls like to eat!) and Blogging with Cents
(A place to learn more about blogging and earning money online)! You can also browse my Flickr photos.
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior’s party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba’s favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak’s Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear
I can’t believe I really did this and am about to show you all what a fat girl looks like dancing with her butt in your face! Geez, I am soooo lame! Here it goes…………..CRANK UR SPEAKERS UP AND DANCE WITH ME!!!!!! YOU MUST DANCE WITH ME PEOPLE!!!! I’M NOT PLAYING AROUND. GET UP WHERE YOU ARE AND SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!
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Howdy! Does this count as a neigh?
I had fun at your party 
Let the party begin!
Julie J Donahue’s last blog post..Some lessons are hard to teach…or learn
I don’t have enough self esteem to let other people watch me dance. But with the door closed and no one watching? I stood up and danced a few seconds. I don’t really know how to dance!
Alan from Zero and Up’s last blog post..Fail-proof plan to make your blog comment free!
I’m glad you gave it shot Alan! I’m very embarassed but I said what the hay…we’ve only got one life to live!!! WOOHOO
You’re a great sport, and a pretty darn good dancer, too!
Enjoy the party!
Geggie’s last blog post..Let’s Party
HA!!! I was a good dancer at one time
Thanks for stopping by!
What a FUN party post! Mine’s not nearly as fun but come check it out anyway if you’d like.
Overwhelmed With Joy!’s last blog post..Favorite Ingredients Friday (Mexican Food Edition)
Wow, you’ve got some moves there, girl! There’s no way you’d catch me dancing on my blog! LOL!
kailani’s last blog post..The Ultimate Blog Party 2008!
Not sure if this is a neigh or a snort or maybe a bit of both, but ciao!!!!! Nice to see you at the party; I hope you’ll come and visit me too
bleeding espresso’s last blog post..welcome to the ultimate blog party!
fun times here. I love to dance and you got me up and going! Well done. Have fun with your party, it was fun to meet you…
LOLOL!! What a hoot! I LOVED your video! That was so awesome, thank you for posting it! And yep, I was chair dancing right along with you. *grin*
I like to think of myself as an uber-geek and I’m from the Ozarks, so I really enjoyed your redneck computer terms!
Thanks again for the good time and I’m nabbing a balloon on my way out!
What a great party you have going on!!! I really enjoyed your video.
Monica’s last blog post..It’s Party Time!
That was an awesome video. Here’s my party post. I have a quiz contest going on in my blog. http://web.mac.com/bluestocking_bb/The_Bluestocking_Guide/The_Bluestocking_Guide/Entries/2008/3/7_Welcome_to_the_2008_Blog_Party.html
Oh, you are great! Thanks for stopping by my place…and thanks for the smile first thing this morning!
Erin’s last blog post..Welcome to the Ultimate Blog Party ‘08
BOOM SHAKALAKA!
Pajama Mommy’s last blog post..2008 Ultimate Blog Party
Is your link working??? I hope to be able to get on soon.
Have a GREAT PARTY!!!
Carol Van Rooy’s last blog post..What’s better than a party….
You go girl! But one question. Where do I stick the tip?
Leigh’s last blog post..TGIF!
Yay for party’s!! Now where’s the punch. *whips out teh booze*
Jenny’s last blog post..Welcome to the 2008 Blog Party
Okay, that was fun! I just had to get up and teach my 4 yr old daughter how to do the ELECTRIC SLIDE! Stop by our place to party some more will ya!
Natalie’s last blog post..Welcome to My Party!
Boy, you cowboy wives really know how to throw a party! It’s so nice to meet you. Thanks for having us and enjoy the rest of your week!
Liz’s last blog post..Sticky Post: Ultimate Blog Party - Get Your Blog On!
I love the dancing! What an awesome party!!!
amydeanne’s last blog post..It’s finally here!! the UBP!
Go Lori! Next time we’re together we can do something goofy so you won’t be alone! LOL Loved it girl!
WHOO HOO!
That was great!
Rebecca’s last blog post..Party hat, anyone?
Great moves! Pleased to meet you here in the party, Lori.
grace’s last blog post..Welcome to the Ultimate Blog Party!
What a wonderfully creative party post!!!!
You are so darling and adorable!
I LOVED the dancing! I don’t know what dance that was, a line type dance? I did join in but my computer is in a tiny space so I could only “chair dance” with you.
Jean @ Penny Lane’s last blog post..My Ultimate Blog Party Post!
Oh Girl you got it going on! I was waiting for you to break out there and you cut it short on us! I learned a couple of steps there, Thanks!
Enjoy your partying.
Great blog, I’ll be back.
Debz’s last blog post..Welcome! Come on in and pull up a seat!
Great dance moves, was that the electric slide. Since my back surgery I have cut out the dancing, but my kids all watched you…
I loved the list, I immediately sent it to my father who is a suburbanite but dreams of being a redneck one day.
Thanks for stopping by my party…
The Happy Housewife
ps… to quote my 4 yo while we were watching your dance moves, “oh my goodness, why is she shaking her booty at me”
lol!
The Happy Housewife’s last blog post..Million Dollar Smile
I sure hope the “Moms” get there site up and working! This was fun! Very cute! Hugs!
Kathleen Marie’s last blog post..FIF - Mexican Recipes
holy crap, lori. that is the funniest video. not because you’re a bad dancer, and certainly not because you *think* you’re fat, but because you had the balls to do it!
corrin’s last blog post..Four Foods on Friday
Thanks for stopping by and inviting me to the party - and what a party it is!!
Mamma D’s last blog post..5th Disease
Thanks for your visit, Lori.
Guess what? I watched. I listened. I LAUGHED! You are adorable!
But your pants are unzipped on the WWW!!!!
(Just kidding…I wonder if you thought “Oh NO!” when I wrote that!)
If anyone else reading you wants to hop to my Ultimate Blog Party post because the 5M4M site is down, come on over!
Robin (PENSIEVE)’s last blog post..License to Limerick
That was the funniest thing I’ve ever read/seen. And by funny, I mean great and fantastic, of course!
oh amanda’s last blog post..The Other Woman
Oh. My. Gosh. I am laughing, you’re awesome! And you are NOT fat! Geez! Come visit my party post if you get a minute! Keep dancin’!
Natalie’s last blog post..It’s a Blog Party!!!!
yeehaw! Great party! thanks for stopping by my blog Lori!
Brassy Apple’s last blog post..Blog Party!!!! can you guess???
Woot! I love a great dance party.
Glad to “meet’ you. Stop by my party if you can. 
Summer’s last blog post..Welcome To My Party
fun post - thanks for sharing and for coming by to visit!!
Sarah’s last blog post..Making the Most of Frump
LOVED IT!!! You go girl. Thanks for visiting me. I love your site. You did an awesome job dancing. Made this fat girl want to get up and join you. Good to meet you too!
Christy
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Those 2 smileys were supposed to be one cowboy smiley. go figure. LOL
Christy
What fun!! I’ve not done the Electric Slide in ages! loL!!
jenny-up the hill’s last blog post..My Heart Will Go On….
Had fun at your party. nice dancing
Proud to be Country’s last blog post..Blog Party Schtuff
you are so much fun! great dancing.
btw, i love your glasses.
thanks for stopping by my party.
Crunchy Domestic Goddess’s last blog post..Getting our green groove on!
PamperingBeki
PamperingBeki’s last blog post..Party Time!!!
Love the dancing!! Good for you for getting out there! <
What a great way to kick off a party!
LA Blogger Gal’s last blog post..Hello, My Name is LA Blogger Gal…
Now this was a fun party! Glad we came, but our boots are worn out! Keep the party rolling, and have a great day!
blessings,
kari & kijsa
kari & kijsa’s last blog post..Blog Party 2008
I danced with ya!!!! Loved the almost runnin’ man
This was great! Thanks for stopping by my Party!!
Cher
http://stardustlullaby.blogspot.com/2008/03/welcome-gals-to-ultimate-blog-party-at.html
Woot! SHAKE IT MAMA!! Yee Haw!!
I luv ya girly, you are TOO COOL!
Christine’s last blog post..Hooray Today
You are braver than me to put a video of yourself.
It made for a fun post!
I’ve visited your Blogging Cents Blog and got some great advice. Keep up the great bloggin.
Ok so those words were a complete riot..only because I have heard them used like that from the moths of my own Parents …scary!
Happy Mama’s last blog post..It’s Party Time!
Okay, I’ll admit it I danced with you for a little bit there
I haven’t done that in what feels like forever.
Loretta’s last blog post..Check out this camera I bought
You have the most gorgeous hair and I cannot believe it.
I USED to have hair like that, lol.
Nice dancing! Quite the brassy gal you are.
Mrs. Mecomber’s last blog post..Me and My Archives
Oh my lordy girl!!! You are crazy! and I love it! I’m thinkin’ you’ll have no problem whatsoever gettin’ readers.
You got some purty fancy moves there, cowgirl!! I think you and will get along jes’ fine!! I’m glad I stopped by this party!
Girl, you’ve got guts. You wouldn’t see me posting myself dancing. lol! Enjoy the party!!
Devildogwife’s last blog post..Blogger Friend School - Wall of Prayer
I never could do the Electric Slide. guess I’m just not coordinated enough. Great video. Lots of fun.
Raesmom’s last blog post..Party Hardy!
WOOOOHOOOO You are my kind of girl. You cracked me up.
I really enjoyed your post, the redneck terms and the dance. I’ll have to come back when I can really look around and check out your other blogs as well (I’m a girl who loves to eat too!). Hope you’ll stop by and visit.
Wendy’s last blog post..The Party Crasher
Thanks for the fun party!
Veronica
That was fun! It is fun to shake your booty! WE use that term in our house, too!
This is a fun party~
TTFN!
Lori,
Now, that’s how it done! All you needed was a bush light in your hand! My hubby told me to right that! LOL! Rock on party girl. You’re the blogging queen!
My party post is tomorrow…or are we all supposed to post today? Yikes!
*adds you to blogroll*
Sheena’s last blog post..31st Week Update… Daddy Style!
Ok girl, I know 3 different versions of the electric slide, and can change them up without missing a beat. BUT.. I’ve never seen the version you just did!! That’s it, I think we need an electric slide blogging day. I have to show you my 3 versions. Although, I can’t shake it quite as smoothly as you can. Well, maybe I can and just don’t know it. I normally feel like a bumbling idiot when I’m dancing, but I just can’t stop myself!!!
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Your party was SO much fun! Love, love, love the dance! I was boogying down with ya!
YEE-HAW!! That there was some fine dancin!! Great party!!!
Andrea’s last blog post..Making Babies!
LOVED your party! You are tooooo funny! I will be back for more!
Lissete’s last blog post..Two Decades
Do the Running Man!!! We do wanna see it!!!
Greg’s last blog post..31st Week Update… Daddy Style!
That was a fun party! Little Miss Princess and I danced in the chair.
Awesome! 
Audra Marie’s last blog post..It’s A Party!!
Wa-HOO! You go girl! Fat you are NOT! You got me up and dancin’ here in Mexico!
Have a great party!
I danced in my chair.
It’s all I can do but it was fun! You go girl! Hope you’ll come to my blog party on Sunday.
Hi,
Nice to meet you. Greetings from Singapore, Asia. Just drop in to say hello!
What a great party you’re having here! This is so fun!
*shake shake shake*
eastcoastlife’s last blog post..eastcoastlife’s The Ultimate Blog Party 2008!
Hi Lori! I had to come by and visit a fellow Postie’s party! Howdy!
Have a fun week, and come by to enter my giveaway. <3
Laurie’s last blog post..The Ultimate Blog Party
OMG - your list was hilarious!!! Of course, I grew up in SE TX, so I didn’t “need” the help! :-) Also, girl - I did the Electric Side with you - at least as much as my Internet connection would allow! Great blog(s)!
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OMG! You are SO funny and BRAVE to boot (like the cowboy reference there?) Your dancing was great!
Your list had my husband and I ROTFL!! Love it. I will back to visit here and your recipe site!
Never quit dancing!!
Elaine’s last blog post..There’s a Party & You’re Invited!
Oh my goodness- your party is such a blast! Hate to dance and run, but I’ve got a lot of partying left to do!
Melanie’s last blog post..For Your Viewing Pleasure
Loved it! Go you!
OK - You just ROCK for that! I was dancing with you. Happy Party Hopping. Ahh that was fun.
Hi! Thanks for the giveaway. I listed yours in my top picks.
Morning Rose’s last blog post..Welcome to Our Blog
WHOO HOO How brave of you! You go girl!
Alyssa’s last blog post..Let the PARTY Begin!
LOVED IT!! You go girl!!!! Had a great time at this party!!!!!!!!
Melanie’s last blog post..I’m ready to PARTAY!!!
You are hilarious — a hoot. Wish I could dance, but I am as uncoordinated as a person can be. Think Elaine from Seinfeld. Yeah, I can only aspire to dance like she does.
Anyway, thanks for a great party. Did I see jello shots somewhere? Just Kidding.
jubilee’s last blog post..The Ultimate Blog Party Is Here!
woo hoo! i’m jayedee from good old florida, usa! nicetameetcha! party on dudette! lol if you have a minute, and like chickens (what woman doesn’t like chickens??) wander over to the lost world and check out the giveaway i have going on!
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Great party! It’s nice to meet you. Have a fun week.
DeeBee’s last blog post..Ultimate Party 2008!
What a lot of fun!!! I’ve enjoyed visiting with you and sure plan to come back. Happy blog party!
Maggy’s last blog post..Been having some fun!
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I’m a country girl born and raised, although I migrated to the city not long after high school. I’m bookmarking you so I can check back on the country life every so often.
If you want to party at my place, you can head on over and find it here!
Tawny’s last blog post..The Ultimate Blog Party 2008
You go girl! I love your dance video!!!!
Kim Conger’s last blog post..Ultimate Blog Party 2008
Love the list of REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw. 
I’m a native Texan and I approve of this message. “Party down, cowgirl!” LOL
Enjoyed the party! Those red-neck terms are nifty!
sprittibee’s last blog post..Blog Party Egg-stravaganza
Great Blog party! I enjoyed your post and pictures! Come on by, have some food, and do some dancing!
DEB
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It wouldn’t make my cowgirl smiley. I wonder why?
sprittibee’s last blog post..Blog Party Egg-stravaganza
Maybe I should have danced on MY blog…look at your COMMENT count!!
Nah, I soooo can NOT do the electric slide. You though, are pretty darn good!
anywho…nice to meet you. I doubt I’ll find anyone partying as hard as you, but I do need some refreshments, so maybe someone will have snacks…=)
Great dancing! Go Lori!
valmg’s last blog post..The Ultimate Blog Party 2008
Hilarious and oh so FUN!!! I loved dancing with you, you are a blast to be hanging out with during this party fest! Thanks for making my day!
Renee’s last blog post..Snowy Day Update
That was cute, you’re a good dancer. I never could get the hang of the electric slide.I don’t think I’ve danced in 4 years.
LOL! Great party!
I just have a feeling that if we were to meet irl, I’d spend much time laughing and having a good time with you =)
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Linda’s last blog post..Ultimate Blog Party 2008
I loved it! And you’re a good dancer!
Ain’t no way I ever would have let anyone see ME dance. And I like the redneck terms.
Thanks for stopping by. It’s nice to “meet” you.
Janne’s last blog post..The Show Must Go On!
You are too funny. Gotta love the redneck terms.
Have fun in the party.
Terri H’s last blog post..The Ultimate Blog Party, 2008!
What a great party! You’ve got more nerve than me! I won’t even dance in front of my kids! LOL Hope you’re enjoying the party - looks like it!
Girl, you are a hoot !!! Hilarious ! Just thought you’d like to know that my 4 year old daughter is sitting here ( yeah, sitting, I’m not dancing but I might later … ) with me watching ! When it finished, she said “PUT IT ON AGAIN !!” So … here we go, round two !
Loved your party !!
My party is happening HERE
Bonnie’s last blog post..Links
This is such a wonderful Idea! You are so brave showing a dance video on your blog!
Come on over and Party on my Blog!
http://kvcreativedesigns.blogspot.com/
Artful Blessings,
Kathryn
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Head on over to my blog for a different kind of party…(sorry, no dancing there…
Amanda’s last blog post..The Ultimate Blog Party!
Just stoppin’ by to party witcha - WOOT WOOT (in real life I’d NEVER say that).
Cruise on by my party post for a look into what’s happenin’ in Milwaukee!
Colleen’s last blog post..The party continues - about me
yeeahaw! am servin up some mitey fine beef over at my waterin hole…why doncha come on over ha hear!
I grew up on a ranch but I can’t dance like that! just know how to cook a good roast.
come on over
peggyann
peggyann’s last blog post..I’ve been expecting you….
So three boys, two boys are a handful for me.
Lois
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Partying along at Goodies for Mom. Come on over for our party games and goody bags.
Hey. Your party post is great! Very fun & creative!
Jerri’s last blog post..Egg-cellent Eggs, Part 2
Love the dancing, great party! I’m glad I joined…happy partying around the blogosphere, and hope you have time to drop my mine (and join my giveaway!).
bonggamom’s last blog post..Let’s Party! (And come enter my blog giveaway!)
Hello from Alabama. My name is Mandy and I am mom to a 14 year old boy and almost 3 year old girl. Sorry, I haven’t got a blog up and going yet, just lurking and seeing what it’s all about. Don’t like to feel as though I am spying on people though, so I pop in and let myself be seen. So HI! Nice to meet you.
Your blog got me laughing today. Much needed laughter after a stressful day at work!
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Hey! At least I’m honest! Seriously… loved your blog! Admire your groovy dancing skills! Can ya give me a lesson sometime?
Lisa/Rick Rack Attack’s last blog post..Vintage Apron Giveaway: Our Winners
Nice to meet you! Great blog! Come on over to my blog and say hello. Happy Partying!
Loved the redneck computer terms! great blog!
That was great! LOL!!! Loved the party! :-)
Your site made me laugh. Thanks!!!!
Well howdy there! What a fun party! I LOVE to dance! thank you for dancing along too. Sounds like you have a great time out on the ranch with all your boys! Stop by and say hi before this party ends!
Dawn Weigum’s last blog post..It’s Party Time!
Just stoppin’in to say hi. Come on over and visit my blog party at Mommie Daze.
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I’m partying today and wanted to stop by to visit your blog! Wahhooo!
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I love it! Great dancing girl!
Karen’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
Totally awesome, Lori! You’re adorable!!
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