It’s My Party & I’ll Dance if I Want To
This party post is part of the Ultimate Blog Party hosted by 5 Minutes for Mom!! You don’t have to have a blog to participate but there are rules so head on over to read. If I win a prize, I would like anything that is for adults. Preferably no kid stuff but whatever.
WOOOOHOOOO!!! It’s time to PAARRRTAAAAY Ladies! Now, I know you’ve got lots of partying to do at other blogs, so I won’t keep ya long. I am Lori, a SAHM of 3 boys (14yrs, 11yrs, & 17mths). I’m 31 and have been married for 15 years. Here at ‘A Cowboy’s Wife’, I talk about about my ranch life and share photos of it….but not today! Today is for fun and humor. I have decided to go all out for you folks and create a dancing video!! OH YEAH, there’s nothing like a fat girl dancin’ around, huh!!!
I hope you all enjoy the video and the Redneck info. Be sure to bookmark or subscribe to me and visit my other blogs too! They are My Wooden Spoon (a food blog..’cause us fat girls like to eat!) and Blogging with Cents:D (A place to learn more about blogging and earning money online)! You can also browse my Flickr photos.
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
BACKUP – What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern
BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE – What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE – Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker
CRASH – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited
DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER – Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK – Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM – Where the pope lives
SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year
SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear
I can’t believe I really did this and am about to show you all what a fat girl looks like dancing with her butt in your face! Geez, I am soooo lame! Here it goes…………..CRANK UR SPEAKERS UP AND DANCE WITH ME!!!!!! YOU MUST DANCE WITH ME PEOPLE!!!! I’M NOT PLAYING AROUND. GET UP WHERE YOU ARE AND SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!
:awesome:thank goodness i am subscribed to you , lol….love your blog girly,
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=)) I had so much fun watching you dance, lol! I would have danced along…but I’m at work and people don’t generally dance at an attorney’s office. I probably would have gotten a few strange looks.
Head on over to my blog for a different kind of party…(sorry, no dancing there…) :winking:
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Just stoppin’ by to party witcha – WOOT WOOT (in real life I’d NEVER say that).
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yeeahaw! am servin up some mitey fine beef over at my waterin hole…why doncha come on over ha hear!
I grew up on a ranch but I can’t dance like that! just know how to cook a good roast.
come on over
peggyann
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So three boys, two boys are a handful for me.
Lois
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Partying along at Goodies for Mom. Come on over for our party games and goody bags.
Hey. Your party post is great! Very fun & creative!
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Love the dancing, great party! I’m glad I joined…happy partying around the blogosphere, and hope you have time to drop my mine (and join my giveaway!).
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Hello from Alabama. My name is Mandy and I am mom to a 14 year old boy and almost 3 year old girl. Sorry, I haven’t got a blog up and going yet, just lurking and seeing what it’s all about. Don’t like to feel as though I am spying on people though, so I pop in and let myself be seen. So HI! Nice to meet you.
Your blog got me laughing today. Much needed laughter after a stressful day at work!
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Hey! At least I’m honest! Seriously… loved your blog! Admire your groovy dancing skills! Can ya give me a lesson sometime?
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Nice to meet you! Great blog! Come on over to my blog and say hello. Happy Partying!
Loved the redneck computer terms! great blog!
That was great! LOL!!! Loved the party! :-)
Your site made me laugh. Thanks!!!!
Well howdy there! What a fun party! I LOVE to dance! thank you for dancing along too. Sounds like you have a great time out on the ranch with all your boys! Stop by and say hi before this party ends! :dance:
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Just stoppin’in to say hi. Come on over and visit my blog party at Mommie Daze.
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:dance: Just danced by to say hey and join your party!!!!! Party on!!! :awesome:
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Yep it’s you! Please be patient while the prize donor is contacted. They will be in touch with you soon. Congratulations!!!!!!!
I’m partying today and wanted to stop by to visit your blog! Wahhooo!
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I love it! Great dancing girl!
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Totally awesome, Lori! You’re adorable!! :D
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