Trick My Trunk

No, not my truck, my TRUNK!  Can someone please tell me how to get a JLO butt?  I have a really flat booty and would love to pimp pump it up.  In fact, I compare it to an elephant's butt, only smaller.  Maybe you just have to born with that kind of rear 'cause I don't see any way whatsoever to get my backend to look like that.   Does anyone else ... Continue Reading

I SO Want to Be a Rap Star! And SHUTUP

With the whole Google Spanking situation, PayPerPost is trying to their darnest to create a new ranking system called IZEARanks where you can get your RealRank based on traffic statistics.  Now, I don't know how it's a gonna fall out once Social Spark is released buy I always try to stay positive.  In fact, I hate negativity.  This is the reason I ... Continue Reading


5 Ways to Become the Perfect Idiot

Driving~~Be sure to drive 50mph in the fast lane on an 75mph highway.  By doing this, you will get the horn honked at you and the finger shot at you, therefore making you a perfect idiot. Fast Food~~When you're at McDonalds, be sure to hold up the line staring at the menu for 5 whole minutes. Since McDonald's menu never changes, this will cause ... Continue Reading