WOOOOHOOOO!!! It’s time to PAARRRTAAAAY Ladies! Now, I know you’ve got lots of partying to do at other blogs, so I won’t keep ya long. I am Lori, a SAHM of 3 boys (14yrs, 11yrs, & 17mths). I’m 31 and have been married for 15 years. Here at ‘A Cowboy’s Wife’, I talk about about my ranch life and share photos of it….but not today! Today is for fun and humor. I have decided to go all out for you folks and create a dancing video!! OH YEAH, there’s nothing like a fat girl dancin’ around, huh!!!

I hope you all enjoy the video and the Redneck info. Be sure to bookmark or subscribe to me and visit my other blogs too! They are My Wooden Spoon (a food blog..’cause us fat girls like to eat!) and Blogging with Cents:D (A place to learn more about blogging and earning money online)! You can also browse my Flickr photos.

REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS

BACKUP – What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern
BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE – What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE – Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker
CRASH – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited
DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER – Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK – Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM – Where the pope lives
SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year
SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear

I can’t believe I really did this and am about to show you all what a fat girl looks like dancing with her butt in your face! Geez, I am soooo lame! Here it goes…………..CRANK UR SPEAKERS UP AND DANCE WITH ME!!!!!! YOU MUST DANCE WITH ME PEOPLE!!!! I’M NOT PLAYING AROUND. GET UP WHERE YOU ARE AND SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!