Trick My Trunk
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No, not my truck, my TRUNK! Can someone please tell me how to get a JLO butt? I have a really flat booty and would love to pimp pump it up. In fact, I compare it to an elephant’s butt, only smaller. Maybe you just have to born with that kind of rear ’cause I don’t see any way whatsoever to get my backend to look like that. Does anyone else want a JLO bootay? Or am I just a weirdo? Come on, you can tell me. I won’t say a word, promise;)
Now something I don’t need is one of Dolly’s dash kits…lol…get it? Oh, I wonder how many of you are going to click on that link? I’m pretty built at the top, however, I could really use a major overhaul to make the stay in place.
Do ya’ll watch trick my truck or pimp my ride? I have to say, I’m very impressed with the things that do. Lots of skillz baby!
You definitely do not want a J Lo butt if you like to wear skirts.
My sister and I have this problem, although hers is much worse than mine.
The poor girl cannot wear a skirt and never could because it would always stick out in the back…and she is like a size 0!
Now Dolly I do need…I swear, my boobs shrink everyday….soon there will just be bumps were my “real” boobs use to be.
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Oh I want one I want one!!! ME ME ME!!! I have a flat butt too! I tell my husband all the time I wish I had a “cowgirl” body. Where they have a tiny waist and a nice booty!! I am the opposite. I have a big waist and no booty!! Man!!
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Nah. You can have it. I’ve watched Dr. 90210 and he does butt implants!
This made me laugh! I would like for any part of my body to look like any part of JLo’s body!!!
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I’m sitting here watching the morning news, where they’re telling us we’re going to get ANOTHER 4-7″ of snow (just days ago, we got 10.5″) and feeling really depressed about it.
Then I come over here and see a pic of JLo. Greaaaaat.
But I read, and want to thank you for the laugh! I really needed it!
My boyfriend reminds me that I have a flat ass too… hopefully he doesn’t read your elephant comment. LOL However, I do have a partial/sort of/maybe solution…
Squats and lunges, my dear. Squats. And. Lunges. Preferably with weights.
Sure, what she’s got is mostly genetic, but there are ways to help ourselves.
Oh, and about the dash kit? I’m 30, and haven’t had kids yet, and they’re sagging. Actually, if nipples were fingers, they’d be pointing at my feet! That’s what I get for losing 27 pounds!
=))
Thanks for the laughs, I needed them! (And yes, I think I needed the motivation, too!)
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I Do have one of those butts!…oh wait, you said JLo, not jello…
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I could handle a JLo body for myself….course then my friends would be telling me to cover it up! Believe me….if I had it, I’d flaunt it!!! LOL
And oh yeah, she needs bigger boobs than what is in that picture!