We don’t need the board game of Clue ’round here because we have crimes happening for reals!
THE CRIME:

THE CULPRITS:

YES, YOU SAMUEL!!!! 
If only I could sue him:(
PUNISHMENT:
NO kind of lovins’ from us!
If these ‘crimes’ keep happening, we’ll soon be able to make one of those custom printed calendars that will remind the whole year of all [...]